Rudy spins a good tale

This from Rudy Giuliani's solutionsamerica.org is good for a laugh:

I learned the virtue of strong Republican leadership when I had the honor of serving President Ronald Reagan in his Justice Department. His optimism helped inspire our nation as he led us to victory over communism.

Today, President Bush faces a similar challenge. In the middle of a war on terror, we need to remain focused on furthering Republican ideas more than ever before. We can't turn back now.

From whom did Rudy learn this virtue? Surely not from Ronnie himself. The poor sod couldn't remember to tie his shoes. Is it really true Reagan had a personal dresser so he would always wear pants when he went out?

And what about these Republican ideas? Does he mean attack everyone, killing thousands of innocents so that Big Oil can reap huge profits?

Sounds like they need a new idea man.