Feeling safer

God, are we glad that mothers have to taste their own breast milk to get on an airplane. Feeling safer now.

And that guy with the irritating habit of using his Chapstick every two minutes has to chuck his tube before boarding. Feeling safer now.

The woman who stinks up the plane by freshening up her cologne is a thing of the past. Feeling safer now.

Ah, the joys of traveling in the Neo-Con Era!