Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Everything's Outsourced Now

Couldn't believe our eyes when we first saw this, but some knucklehead is now offering SEO Outsourcing!

For those of you not in the know, SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization, the fancy name for manipulating a web site to boost its ranking in Google, Yahoo!, Ask and other search engines.

What about those poor domestic SEOs who have Red Bull and Baby Ruth bills to pay. Man, it just ain't right to take caffeine and candy out of their mouths.

And wait. These SubContinent come-latelys also offer - gasp! - other web services at a fraction of the cost. How dare they!

Oh, we're talking about graphics, scripting, database solutions, directory submissions, link acquisitions - the whole nine yards.

Where will it ever stop.

This country is bleeding, man, and it's way past time for it to come to an end.

Be patriotic. Hire an American